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August 12, 2007

Cuz I like it ...

Photoshopped Blue Eye (by Duke of Pornia)

And? I'm lazy and busy doing laundry. So sue me!

August 7, 2007

My life, my joy, my pain ...

Ryanplays (by Duke of Pornia)

Joshkneels (by Duke of Pornia)

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Out of focus? Naaaaaah. Artsy!

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh ....

Taken from the balcony last night ....

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Did I mention I'm on vacation? Yeah ... sweet. More to come later.

July 22, 2007

Catchin' up on a Sunday ...

So I meant to post yesterday but I had a small problem ... my toilet flush mechanism broke. At first I thought it was just the handle. I saw it had broken off on the first hole, closest to the handle end. Unfortunately, when I got knee ... okay, elbow deep into the tank, I noticed the flapper valve had turned to mush. It was time for a complete overhaul. Here's 4 of 365.

4 of 365 (by Duke of Pornia)

A few final adjustments, and it's good as new, and my manly-man, handyman reputation is still intact.

The boys and I went out to Ryan's Steakhouse to enjoy their breakfast buffet with my mom and dad. The superintendent of Vernon Parish Schools showed up with her sister and we had a good time. Let me just say, their breakfasts are supreme. All you can eat with free drink refills and if you can't find what you like to eat for breakfast on the buffet, chances are they don't make it. They have fruit, salads, deserts even an station where you can get omelettes made-to-order. It's a great buffet. The only downside is dodging the bird shit on your way in.

Ryansbirds (by Duke of Pornia)

Sometimes, it doesn't take much to amuse my kids ... like, say, stacking 21 full cans of Dr. Pepper? Yeah ... it only took them about an hour. Here's Ryan posing with the prize.

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Alas, however, it's the time of the summer when my sister takes the boys for a week and hangs out with them in Houston. *le sigh* They left at 11 a.m. this morning and won't be back till Wednesday. (Ryan starts band camp (hold your jokes, please) Thursday so this year it's an abbreviated week.) Until they get back, I'll be all alone. Again, *le sigh* What to do, what to do? (5 of 365)

5 of 365 (by Duke of Pornia)

Hope I can figure it out before they get back. *le sigh*

July 20, 2007

Where to start?

I guess first off, I think I'll go with my 365 project. Simple enough. You may or may not know, but I work as a journalist for the U.S. Army. It's a good job. I love what I do which mainly consists of telling the stories of the Soldiers that honorably and selflessly serve our nation.

There are some bad apples that serve, I'm sure, but I haven't met any of them. Most of the Soldiers I know have a few things in common ... a selfless devotion to duty, a deep, abiding love for this country and the ideals that it stands for and a willingness -- not a desire, but a willingness -- to give their lives in the cause for which they serve.They are men and women, just like you and I. They have dreams, problems, desires .. everything you and I have. I have laughed with them, sharing in their camaraderie, and I have cried with them as they mourned fallen comrades, a job I wouldn't wish on anyone, but a job I thrive in.

I don't really give a flying fuck what your position or opinion of the president, the war, congress or anything else is. In my humble opinion, these men and women deserve nothing but your respect. I respect them and take my job seriously. That being said, there are other reasons I love working for 'Uncle Sugar.' Here is one in the form of "3 of 365" I like to call it "A Good Job."

3 of 365 (by Duke of Pornia)

Yep! That's me going home at 3:50 p.m. on a Friday. God I love my job.

Next, I saw the most amazing thing today. I stopped in at my local Circle K, an offshoot of Southland Corporation's 7-11 chain, to get some gas and a soda for the drive home. Outside the door, in a bright yellow, flame patterned shirt, stood a tow-headed 8 year old boy. As customers walked in and out of the door, the boy opened it for them, silently, making eye contact with each one.

Now, that might have been strange enough but this boy had an accessory that I think he wished he hadn't. He was wearing a two sided sandwich board made of cardboard. The sandwich board, reminiscent of one worn by out-of-work men exhorting pedestrians to "Eat at Joe's," was obviously home made. Scrawled across both sides of the board, lettered in the hand of a budding eight year old artist, was the phrase "I stole from Circle K."

After noticing it, I noticed another thing, two women, one obviously his mother, and a family friend just ... hanging around, making sure the kid served his penance. As I was in line, waiting to pay, the mother brought her son inside and, in front of all those waiting customers, introduced him to the manager and politely, yet firmly, asked him to tell her what he had stolen. When he hesitated, she told him to speak up and stood there as he found his voice, said he didn't remember the name of what he had stolen and walked over to the candy display and showed her.

I walked out then, having paid for my shit, thinking that the little boy was a lucky boy to have a mother who loved him that much, and that if there were more mothers in the world like her, I might not worry about the next generation so much. Then it hit me ... sometime in the last 15 years or so, I've turned into my dad.

There is more, but this is long enough, so I will save the rest for tonight or tomorrow. It's been a good day. Thanks for asking.

July 19, 2007

2 of 365

2 of 365 (by Duke of Pornia)

I promised myself I was over it, told myself that letting it affect me was a stupid waste of time. I told myself I was done, a new day was dawning and I was about to start a new life. I thought I would feel better, happier ... but today, now, this moment all I feel is empty. I don't know what to do.

July 18, 2007

HNT and another project ...

First off, I'm back and plan to stay that way for a while. Check out the proliferation of posts below if you haven't been here in a while.
Now ... I started the 365 project before I went on my extended hiatus and was really disappointed because I quit. I even put the camera down other than for work, but I feel the creative juices flowing and I'm ready to get back on the ball. I have decided to start over again and see if I can make it through this time. So that said, here is 1 of 365.

1 of 365 (by Duke of Pornia)

For the scoop on the poop about this thing we call HNT go see Os and tell him you're up. HHNT all!

July 4, 2007

Happy Birthday, America ...

Fireworks (by Duke of Pornia)

May God continue to bless you! Happy Fourth of JULY! WOOT!

July 3, 2007

God, I love my job ...

God I love my job ... (by Duke of Pornia)

Need I say more?

June 4, 2007

The family that macs together ...

Grim 2 (by Duke of Pornia)

Meet the newest member of the Gunn Family, Grimm Gunn. Isn't he handsome? Grimm is getting ready to mac on all the lady rats that come to happy hour tonight! Grimm is horny,

Grim 1 (by Duke of Pornia)

Grimm has a kernel of corn to eat before happy hour. Grimm is a responsible drinker plus it makes it so much easier to take advantage of the girls if they are the only ones drunk, dontcha know.

Grim 3 (by Duke of Pornia)

Look at my little rat ... his cute little nose and tongue testing the air for scents ... oh and the rodent in my palm is Grimm.

Yeah ... we're just one big, happy family!

April 2, 2007

Over the top? Or just me?

So I'm driving to my mom's house today to drop off a batch of guacamole I made her for her Pampered Chef party tonight and flip on the radio. My regular station is kind of hard to get on post so I'm pleasantly surprised to hear the announcer coming in loud and clear. Suddenly they give the call letters and I realize that it ISN'T my normal station but something that's just bleeding through because of atmospheric conditions.
So as I'm contemplating whether or not this disappointment is worthy of hari kari, a loud "FUCK ME!", or possible a strongly worded letter to management, a commercial comes on that I just don't know how to feel about. Half of me wants to bust a gut laughing and the other wants to frown, get that fatherly "knitted eyebrow" look and shake my finger vigorously while uttering a harsh "TSK,TSK!" You tell me how you feel.

Her: George are you speeding again? You're gonna get caught and we can't afford another ticket.
Him: Don't worry honey, I've got the new Speed-o-matic 3000* and our car is totally invisible to all forms of police radar detection devices. AND it's guaranteed. If we do get a ticket, the Speed-o-matic Company* will PAY it!
Her: Well in that case, step on it. If we don't hurry we're gonna be late!
* Name of company changed because I was laughing my ass off and can't remember who it was.

I swear to God, I had to check twice to make sure I wasn't listening to the best of Saturday Night Live or something! I ain't making this shit up, I promise!

Next, we were driving around this weekend. Ryan took the camera and was playing around a bit. I stopped to get gas at this "friendly" little service station owned and operated by my friend Pakistani Phil. He's such a friendly guy, he put up a sign welcoming all customers to his fine establishment. The sign is about 8 feet tall and goes a little something like this:

stopthief (by Duke of Pornia)


Don't you feel welcome just looking at it? I thought so ... you thief, you!

This past Saturday, it was a boys day out, we went to CajunFest 2007 on post. Here are a couple of pics. Joshua was flipping the bird, so at his mother's request, I photoshopped it out. Ryan is just ... well, Ryan.

dad and Josh (by Duke of Pornia)


dad and ryan (by Duke of Pornia)

And finally, How'd you like to wake up with this staring you in the face?

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This is Jessie, my new puppy that might, just might, have some pit bull blood in her. Is it just me? Or do you suddenly feel like you're a big, juicy steak, too? Yeah, prolly just me. Either way, I'm locking the windows tonight!

January 27, 2007

I'm still alive ...

Yeah ... it's been a while since I've posted or been around to anyone's blog. I am alive but haven't had time to breathe, let alone post anything. "Waaaah! and Boo Hoo!" Right? I thought so.
The appointment Monday went well. I really like the guy ... at least so far. I think we're gonna get along just fine but time will tell. I do have a good feeling though. He took me off my old meds and prescribed a couple of new ones and maybe it's just wishful thinking but they do seem to be making a difference already. Again? Time will tell.
Last week was a hell of a week. I had a ton of stuff to do and was gone for two days. I barely got done with everything and this time layout day was a bitch because of me. I apologize to my coworkers for that and promise to do better next week. Pffft!
Joshua got the call. He leaves for basic training Monday so we've been busting our butts trying to get everything he'll need together and spending time together before he leaves. He's excited and I am excited for him.
I am still doing the 365 Days project, even though I haven't been posting lately. Here is one of the pics I took. This proves that some men DO wash their hands after:

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And this one is for someone with a hand fetish ... Oh and it's hockey season in case you haven't heard:

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That's about all for now. I'll be back but for the moment, life is just getting in the way. Love Ya'll though and hope your lives and your weekend are going well. Laters

January 21, 2007

365 Days: Day 16

I will get to part two of the last post as soon as I can. I also owe Lime a food meme. I'll get to that too, but I just realized My week is fucked already. It starts Monday with my first shrink appointment. I'm a little nervous about it because it's like looking into the abyss. If he says there is nothing wrong, that means it's me and that scares the shit out of me. Cuz that means I would have to nut up and make some changes. Hopefully, he will have the tools in his arsenal to give me to help facilitate that. All this has inspired my 365 Days project today. I call it "Fuzzy Thinking." Wish me luck Monday ya'll and have a good one your self.

Day 16: Fuzzy Sight (by Duke of Pornia)

Where to start ...?

I've been away a couple of days. Sorry. But it's been a hectic end-of the week. I don't even know where to begin so it's just gonna be a bunch of random shit spewed out. Here goes ...

angelandstone (by Duke of Pornia)


I was dinking around Friday afternoon and found myself in the cemetery again. The pic above is one of the ones I got there. I love the photographic possibilities a cemetery offers. My question is, is it kinda freaky that I spend so much time in them? Or that the fascination with death and dying is such a prominent part of my life? Hmmmmmmmm.
Thursday night, I fucked up. There is no other way to put it. My son worked until 11 p.m. that night. You know I have problems sleeping and take Ambien to help me out. Well when I have to pick him up that late, I can't take the pill because by the time we get back, it's just too late. I would never wake up in time to get to work. So I take my pill just before I get in the car to go get him. Stupid, no? Yes! I figured I would zip down there, pick him up and get back before the shit kicked in. First problem ... he was running late. By the time we started home, I was stoned like a mother fucker! It was so bad that I had to pull over halfway home and tell him to drive. Second problem, he's never driven before. Yes, he is 19. No he doesn't have a license. He has never shown the first interest in driving or even wanting to learn. I don't get it but that's the way it is. It was a scary trip, but we made it home alive. Note to self: NO AMBIEN BEFORE DRIVING ... EVER AGAIN!
I have also missed posting my 365 days for the past few days so here are those:

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Thursday


Day 14: smokin (by Duke of Pornia)

Friday


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Saturday. My new shoes. Originally $69.99. I got em for $19.99. Tell me I can't accessorize! Pffft!


I had no stories due Thursday but it ended up being one of the hardest papers we've had to put together in a while. I don't understand it but it was.
I did get pulled off a boring change of command ceremony Friday for another assignment. The marines are training here and I get to follow them around for a story for next week. It's kind of unusual and should be a good article.It may be picked up by Army News so that would be good too. The only thing is, we set this thing up, I got up early Friday and went out there to do my thing ... and they paused the damned exercise! W.T.F.? So now I get to go back out Tuesday and finish up.
I also found out that I could/should/might be going to Fort Lewis, Washington, for a week. It seems that there is a unit there that needs the training we provide at the JRTC but can't make it down here, so like Domino's pizza, we're delivering. I think it's the first time we have ever done anything like this and it should make for a GREAT story! Plus, It means a little money in my pocket. WOOT!
There is just too much to tell in one setting. I'll be back later with the rest. Have a great Sunday ya'll. Laters

January 17, 2007

HNT ... the recycled outtakes edition

It is a cold mother fucker out there tonight! As I type this, it is 36 degrees and has been raining, actually more like drizzling, ALL.FREAKING.DAY.LONG. It's been MISERABLE ... I love it! I really do love this weather. I know, maybe it's because I live in Louisiana and we so seldom get weather like this but who knows.
I don't remember if I have posted this before. I did just turn 45 after all. (Can the onset of Alzheimer's be that far off?) I have been taking a ton of pictures lately and frankly I'm too lazy to check my archives to see if I did. So if I did post it I apologize. I was cruising in the car the other day and had the camera and just started snapping off pics. I like the way this one turned out. Hope you do too. I just call it ... "Cruising":

In the Car (by Duke of Pornia)


On another note, I was talking to a friend of mine today and she asked why I didn't post the color version of the photo I used for 365 Days: Day 9. Why the black and white instead? I really don't know. I've been dinking around in Photoshop a lot lately. I've been working on black and white conversions and maybe it was because of that. I do know that sometimes, the next day, I look back at the pictures I chose and think to myself "That was not the best choice." Live and learn I guess but in any case. For you sugar, here is the color version of Day 9. Thanks for asking.

Day9 (by Duke of Pornia)


Happy HNT everybody. Wanna know why we do what we do every Thursday? Go see the man. I'm sure he'll be happy to tell you why and welcome you to the fold. The rest of you? Get to surfing and let's get nekkid! WOOT!

365 Days: Day 12

Day 12 finds our intrepid hero at work ... because no one bothered to call him and tell him that he didn't have to be in regular time ... but I digress. No, I don't ya know? Fuck it. I was here two hours early and I'm gonna by-God take care of my plants!

Day 12 (by Duke of Pornia)


This is one my old editor left for me when she got a new job in Colorado. Hey Karen! It's still alive (which is more than I can say for my Jade plant.) Must mean I like you. Go figger! Here are some other selections that I didn't choose. Enjoy!

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Yeah I bit my lip eating a donut this morning. That'll teach me to eat those chocolate covered twists ... next time I'm going for the jelly baby. YEAH!

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They say it's all in the way you use your tongue ... or at least that's what SHE said and one thing I've learned over the years is never argue with a woman. Yeah, I ain't totally stupid! Happy Humpday ya'll!

January 16, 2007

365 Days: Day 11

Sorry. Can't talk tonight ... American Idol is on. WOOO-HOOOOO!

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Hey while I'm thinking about it .. sign up for my notification thingie in my sidebar. If you don't the terrorists win. Peace Out!

January 15, 2007

365 Days: Day 10

I love getting phone calls from people I care deeply about, don't you? I thought so. On a completely unrelated note, Damn I need to pluck my eyebrows, n'est pas? Kinda getting that Andy Rooney/John Madden thing going here.

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Here is an out take:

On the Phone (by Duke of Pornia)


Happy Monday Ya'll! Ugh, back to work tomorrow and the temp is supposed to stay at freezing. I know that would be like a heatwave to some of you but this is fucking Louisiana, dammit! Oh well suck it up Tommy and put on a sweater. But just in case you don't hear from me? Send the Saint Bernard's in. I like Captain Morgan or Malibu and coke, diet please. Oh and don't forget the caviar and crackers ... for the rescue keg I mean. Just sayin.

January 14, 2007

365 Days: Day 9

Day 9 ... Sunday ... a day of relaxation ... and self preservation. Everybody else is in the house watching "Grease: You're the One that I Want." That's the "American Idol" (which starts Tuesday I might add. YAY!) ripoff where Broadway hopefuls tryout, go through "Grease Academy" and the public calls in and votes on who will play Danny and Sandi for the Broadway production of "Grease!" Now don't get me wrong! I remember when Grease came out in the theater. I was there several times. I'm not a big fan of musicals but "Grease!" is one of the ones I DO like! I would actually go see the Broadway musical if I were able. I just can't stand another cookie cutter, reality ripoff on TV. I mean, Jesus Christ, whatever happened to original programming? So in order to preserve my sanity for day 9, I grab a book, my smokes, my Diet Coke and head to the back porch to await the rain that's supposed to hit later tonight. It was 77 degrees here today but the storm that's currently moving through Dallas is on the way. I'll just be here reading until it hits. Have a great week ya'll!

Day9a (by Duke of Pornia)

January 13, 2007

365 Days: Day 8

So I'm just wandering around the internet, minding my own business and who do I happen to run into? My old buddy and that perennial hottie, M.G. Here's looking at you kid!

Day 8: Me and M.G. (by Duke of Pornia)

Hey babe. Come here often?

January 12, 2007

365 Days: Day 7

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My mom called me the other day with an interesting little bit of information. First, a little background for those that don't know this. I wrote a post about some crosses on the road. I really liked the way it turned out so I cleaned it up and submitted it for publication and my editor like it so it got published.
A little while later, I had actually forgotten about it, I got a letter from a mother of a Soldier who had lost her son to a vehicle accident on post. She was touched and wanted to tell me about her son and the cross on the road that memorialized him. It was really an eye opening moment for me. Kinda made me realize that sometimes, what we do really does matter. Addict has a post where she got the same epiphany.
Well, the editor was touched and thought we should do something on it so we ended up publishing (with her permission) the letter and the back story. It was pretty cool but it kind of made me uncomfortable. It felt almost like tooting my own horn and, I know this may be hard for you to believe, I really don't like doing that or feel comfortable with it. I mean, here on the blog when I talk about how I'm hung like a horse, gods gift to women, blogging or any of a hundred different other things, it's all bullshit ... it's a persona. In real life, I'm much happier to just do my job and sit quietly in the background. I am proud when I tell you about awards I've won, but there is still a part of me that says "Fucker please! Do you really need attention that badly?"
Anyway ... one more post on this and I won't bring it up again. Apparently, some of the rescue workers that worked the scene that night remembered and were touched by the woman's story. They asked us for her number and got in touch with her and kind of put some closure to the whole ordeal.
Apparently that wasn't all they did. Mom called and told me that she drove by it and someone mowed around it, repainted it and just fixed it up really nice. It was the firemen and rescue workers. It just amazes me that all this came from a single post that was just a bunch of shit in my head that I vomited onto the screen. Life is funny that way I guess. That story inspired my 365 Days portrait today, so here goes.

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Have a good weekend, ya'll!

January 11, 2007

365 Days: Day 6

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Day 6: Tommy is futzed up! But he'll survive.


Well it's official. Josh was sworn in to the U.S. Air Force today. He just got back from New Orleans and we will go over his contract in the morning to find out what his ass let them talk him into. I'll let you know ... or not ... whatever. Hee! So it's day six and Thursdays are layout day. Today was a bitch but hey, it's over right? Had three stories I had to get done between yesterday and this morning but damn it, I did it. I really need to stop procrastinating ... I think I'll start tomorrow.
I apologize. I am just fucking wiped this evening. Don't tell him but this thing with Josh has been wearing on my mind. I have no problem with him going in the military. I just didn't want him to get screwed so I've been worried about that. And then, there is my mom and sister who are dead set against it. They are sure he's gonna be patrolling Sadr City looking for bad guys with an M-16 strapped to his ass. They mean well but really? They should shut the fuck up and let him live his life. For the past three weeks, I have been bombarded by them wanting to know what I was going to do about this outrage ... this affront to their sensibilities. I really don't understand it. My dad was in the Army for 26 years. Flew helicopters in Vietnam during the war. I served for ten years. Served in the first Gulf War. I don't remember anyone shitting bricks about that. Okay, I know mom was worried sick the whole time dad was in 'Nam. I mean who wouldn't be. But I would say, looking at the big picture, the military has been damned good to us all!
And you know what? The boy is 19 years old. I can't hold his hand. I can't live his life for him. I can't ask him to live his life according to my wishes. He has to be a man and live his life the way he wants to. Make his own mistakes. Know the sweet taste of his victories. Learn what life is all about, grab it by the balls and shake every bit of essence he can out of it. HE was the one that came up with this. He decided that's what he wanted to do and he fucking did it. There was no prompting from me. I didn't guide him. I gave advice when he asked for it and warned him that the recruiters were going to try and get him to do what they wanted him to do. But he went down to New Orleans, got what he wanted and I'm fucking proud of him. It's done. It's over and there is no changing it or turning back now. He is on the verge of a great adventure and I couldn't be prouder. I'm sorry ... it's just been a stressful week and I needed to vent. Thanks for listening. Have a great Friday ya'll!

January 10, 2007

365 Days: Day 5

Yeah ... it disgusts me too. It really makes me feel weak. I quit drinking cold turkey and haven't gone back yet that's been almost six months ago and I really feel good about that. Now if I could just get this monkey off my back, I'd be fine. I'm gonna try ... soon. What am I talking about? Have a look-see:

Smoke Lips (by Duke of Pornia)


Shit. I wouldn't wanna kiss that either. BLEH!

Oh, and this? Cracks my shit up! Reminds me of, well ... me!

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January 9, 2007

365 Days: Day 4

First off, If you are a friend of Betchacantguesswho's, go here and then take a minute to say a little prayer won't you?
Okay, today was my 45th birthday. It was great! Thanks to everyone who took the time to make it a good one. I was IM'ed and left an e-card first thing this morning, I got another e-card and a gift certificate to Amazon.com from a special friend and my mom surprised me with a party at her office. She told me she was going to buy me lunch and asked what I wanted. You know? Birthdays really aren't a big deal for me. Haven't been for a long time, so I told her to just pick something. Anything would be fine with me. Well, when I walked into her office at noon, the whole office sang "Happy Birthday" to me, they had a crock pot full of barbecue waiting as well as a cake and a Boston creme pie! Thanks mom!
There were also plans for Duck a L'orange, bacon wrapped asparagus and parsley potatoes for my birthday dinner. Small change in plans. First, both the boys were here so I wasn't alone all night. Second, the asparagus looked like shit and was expensive as hell. Now, I don't mind paying for asparagus or any other fresh vegetable for that matter, but if I'm gonna shell out the ducks (no pun intended), it needs to at least LOOK fresh ... you listening Wal-Mart?
I also changed my mind on the duck preparation. I ended up making Chinatown Steamed and Roasted Duck with parsley potatoes. Damn, it really turned out GOOD! Here's a pic of the finished product before we demolished it.

Le Duck (by Duke of Pornia)


Another thing I got today was my new glasses. I got a call at work that they were in so I went and picked them up. Yeah, I'm definitely 45. My eyes (at least my close vision) have deteriorated over the past year. I am pleased to say, however, that there was no sign of any diabetes-related problems developing inside the eye and, with the new glasses, I see much better. So for today's 365 Days I present you with my new specs!

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Sexy huh? Pffft! Have a good one ya'll and thanks again! Laters.

January 8, 2007

365 Days: Day 3

So ... It's here. Just another day that's not much different than any of a number of other days in the year. I'll get up, brush my teeth, shower, shave and head to work. While at work I'll get a little bit done (as little as I can get away with), go on an interview, write a story and try and figure out what the hell I'm gonna do for another assignment that's due by Thursday.
I'll field a few phone calls, take a long lunch hour that I'll spend with my mom. I'll let her buy me lunch like she is wont to do on occasion. There will be some blogging, some IMing, some e-mailing. I might take off early and come home.Joshua and my wife will be at work, Ryan will probably be hanging out with his GF so I will be home alone.
I have a duck thawing out that should be ready to cook by tomorrow afternoon. I think I'll use my new silicone cake pans that my sister got me for Christmas and bake me a cake. I have a lemon cake mix and a can of cream cheese frosting I need to use up. Cheating? Using a mix like that? Yeah, I agree. But did I mention I'm going to be making Duck a l'orange, bacon wrapped asparagus and parsley potatoes? I think I can live with cheating like that ... this time. Besides, it's gonna be a layer cake ... with two layers .. so that counts for something, doesn't it? I'll eat, blog, IM some more and maybe finish up the book I'm reading, take my Ambien and head to bed once the pills kick in. Just call me Mr. Excitement!
Just a day like any other day ... except this day is my birthday. Tuesday a pirate (or a douche bag, depending on your perspective) looks at 45 and that's what I've chosen as my 365 Days submission for today.

365 Days: Day 3, Tommy looks into the eyes of middle age, and surprisingly? He's okay with that.


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And here are the outtakes.

Contemplating 45 (by Duke of Pornia)


Stare down (by Duke of Pornia)


Have a great day ya'll.

January 7, 2007

365 Days: Day 2

365 Days: Day 2 finds our intrepid hero scarfing down about six scoops of Blue Bell Chocolate Brownie Explosion Ice Cream. **shudder** Wow! I think I just had a mini orgasm typing that! This shit is good! Let me go clean up while you check out the pic. Later ya'll.

365-2 (by Duke of Pornia)

January 6, 2007

365 Project: Day 1

Yep ... I jumped on the bandwagon and have joined the ranks of those taking part in the 365 Project. That's where you take a self portrait every day for an entire year. Should be interesting. Here is Tommy: Day 1

365-1 Jan. 6, 2006 (by Duke of Pornia)

Tommy: Day 1 a la MG


This also feeds into my laziness. (see previous post) I now have SOMETHING I can post every day this year! Woo-Hoo! Yay me! Have a great weekend ya'll

January 4, 2007

Not that anybody gives a flying fuck ...

but, aside from my date being canceled, I had a pretty good day today. A little while ago, I entered the Army Photo Contest. I entered 16 photos in a variety of categories not really thinking I had much of a chance. So today I'm at work and I get a call from the people running the thing telling me to come pick up my awards. I'm shocked! Really. I had actually forgotten about entering to tell the truth. Here are the photos that placed:

St. Joe's Garden

"St. Joe's Garden" 1st place, category: place, color.


Roadside Crosses

"Roadside Crosses" 1st place, category: place, black and white.


Flower and Cross

"Flower and Cross," 1st place, category: experimental process, color.


Eye in Light

"Eye in Light," 2nd place, category: experimental process, color.


Little Angel

"Little Angel," Honorable mention, category: people, color.


This was the local competition limited to Fort Polk. The three first place photos above move on up to Army-wide competition next. Wish me luck, I'm gonna need it!

December 26, 2006

I can't believe I'm posting this ...

I really can't believe I'm about to do this. You know I just recently hit the treasure trove when it came to old family pics. Today I received another gift in the form of a CD with about 650 pics of our family (from my mom's side of the family.) I was looking through them and, by God, there are some memories here. This first one is one of the only pics of my mom and dad's wedding day. She was only 16. My dad commented tonight that if that had happened today, he would have been thrown in jail. Oh how the times have changed, huh? They are the couple on the left:

My Mom and Dad

Till death do us part ...


The pic is very degraded but I'm gonna try and repair it if I can. Next is a pic of your humble correspondent at a very early age on my birthday: (this is the part I can't believe I'm posting.)

My Birthday

Happy Birthday to me!


Dontcha just love the hat? Finally, a pic that kind of rips at my guts:

Me and Danna

What happened?


I just can't figure out what happened between then and now. On a good note, when she came over to pick up the boys Christmas Day, she brought her older sister with her. I have always gotten along with her sisters. I love them like they were my own. We hugged (her oldest sister and I) and I told her I loved her. She looked at me and told me she loved me too. I almost lost it. I was so scared she was going to hate me. But she looked at me and said "Don't worry." I did lose it just a bit then and I think she got a little choked up too. That is the one thing I regret most of all ... the estrangement from her family. I hope that in the next year, we can work some of this out. I really miss them.
Well, enough being maudlin. Christmas is over and now it's time to look forward to a new year. The new year will bring a new beginning for me and I can't wait! I'm off the rest of the week and plan on scrubbing the house top to bottom. I hope yours is more exciting. See you tonight for HNT. MWAH!

December 24, 2006

The Gunns go ghetto ...

My tree

Merry Christmas to all ...

The first thing I would like to do is wish all of you the Merriest of Christmases. I hope your holiday is everything you wish it to be and more. I really mean that. No matter how I personally feel about the season, I wouldn't wish ill of anyone so Merry Christmas to you and yours from me and mine.
Now a confession ... you remember a few posts back when I was making fun of a certain establishment for having some really ghetto Christmas decorations? Um, yeah. I guess I should be watching that "Earl" show on Fox because I totally forgot what a bitch Karma can be. "What do you mean Tommy? Those decorations were ghetto!" I hear ya friends and neighbors but before you criticize anyone else, stop and consider the consequences. The universe has a way of evening out the scales and meting out its own brand of poetic justice. What? Don't believe me huh? Well in that case, I submit for your consideration, Exhibit A:

Our presents

Yet again the universe has a laugh at Tommy's expense ...

"WTF is that?" you might be asking yourself? Friends and neighbors, may I present the last of the Gunn Christmas present stash. No, your eyes aren't deceiving you, those presents are indeed wrapped in the finest news fit to print ... well, in pages of the Lake Charles American Press anyway. See, a funny thing happened on the way to Christmas Day.
This is the first year Tommy and Mommy Gunn won't be spending Christmas together. She will be at her parent's house with her family and I will be at my parent's house with mine. The kids will split time between the two households. The wife, in her infinite wisdom (or maybe just to get away from me,) decided to spend the night at her Mom's. She wanted to go to church with her and just didn't feel like driving back home afterwards I guess. Whatever.
When she left, she took the gifts for her family that hadn't yet been wrapped along with the wrapping paper, bows and tape ... ALL the wrapping paper, bows and tape (except for a half roll of double sided tape). Yep, she cleaned me out ... an inkling of things to come, I'm sure. The boys and I spent some time today with my mom and dad and some other family members in town for the holiday. We got home in time to finish OUR wrapping and get to bed so we could be up early tomorrow. That's when we discovered the brains of the outfit had left us high and dry.
"No problem," I tell the boys. "I'll just run down to the store and get a roll and we'll finish up and get to bed." It was only about 8 p.m. .... no sweat! Um ... did I happen to mention I live in Bumfucked, Louisiana? Yeah ... apparently EVERY STORE IN TOWN DECIDED TO CLOSE AT 6 p.m. TODAY! INCLUDING WAL-MART! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! WTF are we gonna do? Adapt, improvise and overcome, that's what by God! So tomorrow we'll walk into the house with newspaper wrapped papers and give everybody a chuckle. And you wonder why I hate Christmas? PFFFT! So anyway, just more proof that God does exist and he has a wicked sense of humor. Karma people ... it's a real bitch, trust me on this one. In other news that is our tree at the top of this post. I will take better pics tomorrow but I'm actually pretty happy how it turned out. We finished up our Christmas shopping yesterday. Josh had to work but the rest of us hit the road to the big city and got 'er done. Thank God. While there, we went to McAllisters Deli for lunch. I had the camera and took a few shots including this one: theguys2 (by Duke of Pornia)

Dad and Ryan goofing around. Do the backward turned hats give us street cred?

There are more on Flickr if you're interested, including some that I have played with in Photoshop. Well that's it for me. Again, Merry Christmas to you and yours. I don't know if I'll be on tomorrow. If not, see ya Tuesday. Peace ya'll.

See ya

December 19, 2006

I tried ya'll, really ...

Santa? Or Satan?

Santa? Or Satan?

Hi! My name is Tommy and I have a problem with Christmas. I am working on this problem at great personal sacrifice to my mental psyche and have been making incredible progress. NO REALLY I HAVE!
I have actually walked around with the words "Merry Christmas" on my lips and have even been caught whistling Christmas tunes. The Christmas tree is up and decorated and there are even lights on the holly bushes (that's right, I said HOLLY bushes) lining my sidewalk. How much more Christmasy can you get than that, I ask you? I have even tuned my internet radio to the Christmas station and was even considering buying a few gifts ... but that was before last night.
I came home last night to an empty pig sty house ... again ... not that I mind coming home to an empty house, I actually prefer it most of the time (Okay, it wasn't totally empty. My kids were there but work with me here.)
I pull into the driveway, thinking about what I need to do for work HA! Yeah, I kill me too sometimes. I actually had Laurell K. Hamilton's latest Merry Gentry offering, Mistral's Kiss, and couldn't wait to get started. (I finished it last night by the way and if you haven't read it yet, OH.MY.GOD! You should ... just start with the first one. Each book is a continuation of the same story and you would be hopelessly lost if you jumped in here. But I digress ...)
Anyway, I walk up the path, admiring the pretty lights as I pass them. My eye sweeps up to the living room window and I note how beautiful and festive the tree looks shining out on the world. I start to hum a tune as I reach for the storm door to enter my humble abode ... and the whole world comes crashing down upon my head, deflating my spirit, stealing the essence of everything I had built up to this point and crushing my Christmas spirit like a squirrel under a four-wheeler's monster tires.

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December 6, 2006

HNT ... ode to a couple of babes

Where has the year gone? Do you realize it's almost Christmas! I know ... makes me wanna throw up too. Couple of things here. You may notice that I have new digs. I spent a lot of time putting it together and trying to get it right but I understand that in some browsers on some platforms it is still a little wonky. I use Firefox and it looks fine there. It also looks 98% good on my IE7. I am going to continue working on it until I get the kinks worked out of it. So be patient with me. And if it's really fucked up, drop me a line and let me know. The address is in the sidebar over there.
Secondly ... I am a big loser. But I'm not alone. Susie and AndyT13 are big losers too. What? No, we're not depressed! Silly! We just lost a butt load of weight over the past several months. Geez! What were you thinking? In fact we decided to team up and do a 'Biggest Losers" HNT post. It's over at Susie's blog so go over and check it out. I think between the three of us, we've lost a whole person! Amazing isn't it? Ok maybe you don't think so but we're pretty excited about it so shaddup and get over there and check it out.
Finally, the HNT. I have been thinking about what to do lately. I have been participating since shortly after it started and sometimes? You just hit a creative block. I do admire other peoples creativity and beings how I'm in a plagiarizing mood, I decided to copy a couple of people's past HNT's. First up is the luscious Lime. A long time ago, she decided that she was going through a rebirth and did this HNT that just blew me away. It is still one of my favorites from her. Lime keeps it pretty PG over there so this is also the most risque I think she's ever done, but it was tasteful and very artistic ... everything mine isn't. So without further ado ... my homage to Lime ... my version of "Rebirth"

Tommy in fetal position

Fetal


Of course most of the time when you find me in this position it's because I am in the throes of depression, bleeding from the ears and that's the only thing I know to do. Lime? You inspire me. Thank you.
Next up is a Canadian hottie I really admire. She is beautiful and she's a hell of a photographer. I'm talking about Susan over at The Melody Censor. Susan is doing the 365 project. It's where you take a picture of yourself everyday for an entire year. She has really done some good work. And she just got a new camera package so she should have some really amazing stuff to show off soon. She also has the most amazing blue eyes you have ever seen. Anyway, I was looking at her Flickr account the other day catching up and saw this shot that took my breath away. She was laying down looking above her head directly into the camera. Apparently her blue eyes were so crisp and bright that it hurt to look at them so she made the photo sepia. Again, it doesn't even come close, but here is my tribute to Susan.

Tommy looking overhead

Looking up!


So there you have it ... my offering tonight. Now if you don't mind, tomorrows gonna be a bitch and I need to get to bed. Wanna know what it's all about? Go see Os, the great and terrible and he'll hook you up with the rules. Get nekkid and get happy! HHNT everybody. I'll see you Friday.

December 3, 2006

Christmas Parade 2006

Grandma at Parade

Character

Man on horse with flag

Patriotic

Kids in cart

Cruising

More on Flickr if you care to see.

December 1, 2006

Wow it's the weekend already ...

Fence and Barn

Have a peaceful weekend
It's Friday, December 1, 2006 but you know that because it says so right above this post! Where the fuck has this year gone? Hang on. Before you start rolling your eyes and muttering "Here we go again," this is not a whiney post. I am not pissed off, depressed, Having "a day" or anything else. I'm just kinda vanilla today. It's been a hell of a week. I don't really know why. It hasn't been any harder or worse than any other week on record, but for some reason I am whipped. I mean I'm fucking tired ya'll. I feel like I just dug a ditch the size of the Grand Canyon! Like I've really been busting my ass, but I haven't. I don't know what's got me so worn out. I'm probably not going to be around a lot this weekend, at least not on the computer. I'm gonna take some time to recharge the batteries. Nothing personal and no personal crisis ... I just want to spend some time by myself. Get some rest and relaxation, you know? I've noticed lately that as I'm driving along, in my head, I'm framing pictures of the scenery I'm driving through. I'm visualizing pictures I'd like to take. As a result, I have a ton of shots in mind I want to capture. I think me and my two best friends (that would be my cameras) will hit the road and see if we can't bag some of them. I have a spot that is a perfect place to watch the sun go down. I really want to get a series of shots of our beautiful Louisiana sunsets so maybe I'll spend an hour just sitting and snapping until I get the perfect one. I think I might take a book along too, just in case I get bored. *wink* Shit I'm fucking losing it! Why do you give a fuck about the intricacies of my plans this weekend? You don't unless you're that chick that's been stalking me for the past nine months! (told you I was losing it. A chick stalking me? It is to laugh!) I just want to say, in case I don't see you online this weekend or talk to you on the phone, I hope yours is a good one. Take some time to smell the roses or build a snowman ... or get laid. Whatever! I'll see you on the other side of it. Peace ya'll. I love you guys and gals lots. Talk atcha later.

November 25, 2006

Giving props ...

Wow ... is my face red! I predicted for HNT that McNeese State would beat the Montana Griz in the first round of the Division 1 college football playoffs. I did my HNT in support of my alma mater but apparently they don't think I'm the least bit sexy because they went to Montana and promptly got their asses handed to them on a plate.
The final score was 31-6 with McNeese's only scores coming as a result of a pair of first half field goals. There was one bit of excitement during the game ... a Griz receiver went out for a pass and when he came down, put his hand down to break his fall. His forearm snapped in half a la Joe Theisman's leg. It was horrific! The young man was able to get up and walk off the field after his arm was immobilized so that's good news but DAYUMN! That had to hurt. So Os, Moose, Rachel and all the rest of the Montana Mafia, congratulations. The best team truly won and I wish you luck as you progress toward the championship. Just wait until next year though.
You know I couldn't go without posting a few more pics either didn't ya? If you are getting tired of them just say so and I'll listen and do it anyway. My smart assed son was bragging that triptophan only affected old people on Thanksgiving. He was under the impression that young people had more energy and therefore were less succeptible to the siren song of the after dinner nap.

Ryan passes out

Zzzzzzzzzzz! Snoorrrk!


This was about two minutes after he put his plate in the kitchen. HA! Punk Ass Kid!
Here are a few more I took while at the parent's abode for Thanksgiving day.

reflection

Forest reflected in glass


Blair Witch Tommy

Blair Witch Tommy says "I see dead people!"


Gear sprocket

Gear sprocket with chain


As always there are more on Flickr. If you can't find them drop me a line and I'll walk you to them or you could just click here I guess.
So there you have it. That was my Saturday but now Giada DeLaurentiis and Mario Batali are talking about Italian Christmas so I gotta go. I mean Mario is a great chef and all, but have you seen the rack on Giada? JAYSUS! Ooops, she just bent over ... Bye!

November 24, 2006

Meet the family Friday ...

Brother, sister and me

Meet my brother Kevin (middle child), my sister Alisa (the baby) and me (oldest and wisest)!

It's Friday and I'm still recovering from yesterday. I was up until 5 a.m. this morning doing some work ... Okay, I was fucking around on the computer and lost track of time ... shaddup! In any case I did tweak my template and got some things done that I had been thinking about for a while.
Most of you will notice no difference at all, but they make me happy. I also replaced my header. I don't know what to think of it. I guess I'm pretty happy with it but I don't know if it will stay long because I have some other ideas in mind. We'll see.
I have a ton of pictures to work on so I'll keep this short. The kids are gone this weekend. My sister took them back to Houston for the All American Rejects concert tonight, the STBX is working so that leaves me to my own devices tonight. I think I'll just kick back and relax a bit.
My dad is a packrat. He keeps everything and the back yard of the house shows it. There are old cars he bought and never got around to fixing, a million old lawnmowers, shit he's scavenged through the years for this project or the other ... and the first bike I ever bought myself. It was a Peugeot racing bike and I bought it with money I earned from a paper route delivering the Anchorage Times. I found it in the weeds yesterday and broke out the macro lens. I know you're getting tired of this shit but it's the phase I'm in right now. Better that than whining about how much life sucks, right? I agree so here are a couple to start off with.

branches and seat

rusty chain

Now go away. I gotta get back to work ... or sleep, whatever.

November 23, 2006

Thankful some more ...

blue eye

Oh man, am I freaking miserable! This kinda pisses me off. I had one single plate for dinner tonight. That plate consisted of dressing, mashed potatoes, lima beans, green bean casserole and cranberry sauce. It was a small plate but I am still stuffed and miserable nine hours later! I didn't even eat any turkey or ham ya'll! WTF is wrong with me? Oh well, it's all over but the bellyache now I suppose. The important thing is I spent a wonderful day with my family and had a great time. I have a point and shoot camera that I am sooooo thankful for. Remember? It's the one I researched with Beth, went over the options and then bought what she told me to? Yeah, that one. It's a Sony Cybershot DSC P200. I also bought the adapter and the wide conversion lens. I love, Love, LOVE this camera! While I was over at mom and dad's getting stuffed better than the turkey was, I took about 150 pics. Now they all aren't great shots but I think there are a few in there. I am going to be photoshopping them this weekend and posting them on Flickr. Here is just one of them.

my eye

I am very thankful for my camera and the pictures I am able to capture with it. I hope you got as miserable as I did today and that it was a good day for you. I need to get to bed now ... I'm miserable from the food ... or hadn't you heard? Oh and Black Friday? If you take part you are a braver man than I am Charlie Brown. I think I'll continue my usual tradition of doing all my shopping the weekend before Christmas and take my chances then. I mean everybody loves a Summer Sausage gift basket from 7-11, right? Happy Thanksgiving. I'll be back tomorrow with more pics to share. (God I'm such a girl!)

November 18, 2006

Kids, the F-bomb, apathy and the camera ...

First off, I had to work today. Really? That's not a bad thing. I had to take a few pictures and do a couple of segments for T.V. Easy money.
I wanted to be at work by about 10:30 a.m. My youngest son, who is spending the night with grandma (and knows when I want to leave), has gone to breakfast with his GF. She conveniently doesn't answer her phone or check her messages as we are trying to get hold of him. Parents are getting more pissed as time rolls on.
They drag their asses back into the house about 11. Between the pissiness and all, we get loaded up and on the road. I'm talking to him, or trying to, about what's going on at the house, reassuring him that even though his mom and I may get pissy at each other, we shouldn't take it out on them. Apologizing for doing so. He's having a tough time with the divorce and the uncertainty I think. As were talking, I notice he's chewing his fingernails. THEY LOOK HORRIBLE. Take a look.

Chewed to the quick!

All together now .. IEW!


I mention that he has fingers like his uncle and grandma who used to gnaw their fingernails halfway up the nail bed. It was disgusting! He calmly looks over at me and says "No. It's a fucking hangnail!" I was so shocked all I could do was laugh about it. Here is the offending nail.

Hangnail

Ok! Double IEW!


Like I always say, at least he ain't doing the same shit I was doing when I was his age. I can take the occasional accidental F-bomb as a trade off for that.
edit: I take that back. I just found a pack of MY cigarettes and a lighter in his jacket. I guess we have some more talking to do. Wish me luck.

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November 14, 2006

What's in YOUR office?

I was surfing the other day and came to Lee Ann's blog and she had this post up about taking pictures or telling about 4 things that are in your office. Being a lazy whore and a thief, I immediately appropriated it for my own nefarious usage. So four things that are in my office ... the Photo Journey:

The Coffee Station

The freaking coffee station that I never use

Statues and figurines

Just a few of my statues and figurines junking up the place.

My Chef's Clock

This is my little Italian Chef Clock

and finally...

Aaaah. Candles!

A few more figurines and my extensive candle collection (Yeah, so I'm a girl. shaddup!)

There you have it. Wanna play along? Leave it in the comments or play on your own blog. Till tomorrow ... Tommy Out! PEACE!

November 13, 2006

What a difference a day makes ...

It's a

Louisiana sunset

Beautiful Day
by U2

The heart is a bloom Shoots up through the stony ground There's no room No space to rent in this town

You're out of luck
And the reason that you had to care
The traffic is stuck
And you're not moving anywhere

You thought you'd found a friend
To take you out of this place
Someone you could lend a hand
In return for grace

It's a beautiful day
Sky falls, you feel like
It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away

You're on the road
But you've got no destination
You're in the mud
In the maze of her imagination

You love this town
Even if that doesn't ring true
You've been all over
And it's been all over you

It's a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
It's a beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Teach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

See the world in green and blue
See China right in front of you
See the canyons broken by cloud
See the tuna fleets clearing the sea out
See the Bedouin fires at night
See the oil fields at first light
And see the bird with a leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colors came out

It was a beautiful day
Don't let it get away
Beautiful day

Touch me
Take me to that other place
Reach me
I know I'm not a hopeless case

What you don't have you don't need it now
What you don't know you can feel it somehow
What you don't have you don't need it now
Don't need it now
Was a beautiful day

Can you say "manic/depressive" boys and girls? How about "Bi-polar?" I knew you could! I'm so proud. **sniff**

November 12, 2006

I'm lazy and I got nuttin ... shaddup

For some reason I am in a terrible mood today. Maybe it was looking through all those family photos that did it. Where the fuck did those times go? What the fuck happened between then and now? How did life get so fucked up? Why isn't it fucking easy anymore? I wish the fuck I knew. Think I could say fuck a dozen or so more times in this opening fucking paragraph? May-fucking-be. Fuck!
I did do something that made me feel good today. I know, this isn't supposed to be a fucking photoblog, but it is for right now. Get over it. There is an old rusted out car sitting in front of a trashed house that I see everyday on my way home from work. I think it used to be a gas station or something. I have been wanting to get out and shoot it for a long time now and today, I did. I went down there and shot 200 pictures. Here is a sample of my day.

Car and Shack

Car and Shack


Hood latch

Rusty hood latch


Comet logo

Comet Logo


Reflection in Bumper

Tommy in the bumper


There are many more than this on Flickr. Just hit the little badge in the sidebar and viola! You're magically transported there. I will have more on there in the next day or so, so check back (if you give a shit.) I'm off tomorrow so I'll try and have something so hilariously funny it'll make you choke on a cranberry. Or something profound, or ... just fucking something okay? Sorry. Remember boys and girls, Doctor Tommy says "Don't blog depressed ... blog drunk. At least then you have an excuse for the headache." Thank you Doctor Tommy, I'll be here all week.

What a difference ...

$6,000 dollars worth of braces makes. Don't believe me?

Before ...

Snagglepus

... and after

Ultra Glam

I rest my case.

November 11, 2006

Glutton for punishment ...

Okay, so I'm a glutton for punishment. Here are several more pics I found today. Enjoy.

This is my mom. All I can say is DAYUMN! Mom! You wuz a hawtie! I can see why dad fell in love with you. (Is saying that like ... IEW! or what? But you gotta admit, she is hot!)

Me Mudder

The original Mommy Gunn

This is my grandma. (My mom's mom)

Grandma Dodd

Grandma Dodd

And as long as we're posing for baby pics ...

Me and Kevin


Your humble author and his baby brother (3 weeks old,) Kevin


And to complete the embarrassment, May I present a true representative of the class of '80.

Senior 80!

Class of '80 in da hizzouse, fo shizze!

Have a good weekend all.

I have hit the treasure trove!

First off, I successfully accomplished the backup and reinstall of Windows last night. Yeah I was only up until about 4 (okay 6) a.m. (shaddup. Like you never got obsessed over anything in YOUR perfect life! Pffft) Everything seems to be working well (fingers crossed) and I am pretty happy with the result so far. I'll let you know.
I went over to my parents house yesterday. I seem to spend a lot more time with them lately and it's quality time ... adult time ... good times. Believe me, I'm as shocked as you are. I never thought I would hear those words coming out of my mouth either.
I told you their house flooded in the last torrential rain we had ... the first time in over a decade that's happened. Well it seems there is a logging company doing some clearing down stream from where the creek that flooded crosses their property. Apparently, the company has done something to block or restrict the creek, which was a contributing factor to the flooding that took place. My parents weren't the only house that got flooded so he and the neighbors are going to talk it over, take some pictures, call the police jury (our local governing body. Kinda like the county supervisors or something.) and have them come out and look at it and if they believe the logging company is at fault, possibly sue them. That's something, because my dad doesn't really believe in suing at the drop of a hat.
I went over there though and their bedroom had to be moved into the living room, the living room is now in the dining room, the floors have been stripped down to the concrete, baseboards and other things are having to be replaced .. it's a mess. If somebody besides Mother Nature is responsible, then I guess he should be able to get them to pay for the damages.
But the treasure trove ... Sorry, I got sidetracked there for a second. I found a ton of photo albums from the time they got married and the decade after. It was like stepping into another world, ya'll! It's a huge project I'm taking on but I am going to scan all those pictures in and save them. I can't wait to get started. You can't believe the shit that's in there ... pictures my dad took when he was in Korea and Japan, pictures of their early life together ... they even have a fucking branch from their first Christmas tree. I laughed my ass off!! My dad ... a sentimental girly man. (Shaddup, I just got something in my eyes. I wasn't crying. Pffft!) So all is well and I am reminiscing today. I can't believe I am showing you this, but this was one of the pictures I found. I present to you ...

The Young Gunn!

The Young Gunn!

In the words of The Church Lady, "Isn't that special?" Now shaddup and have a good weekend. Tommy out.

November 4, 2006

Pfffft! and Random shit that happened today ...

Your Blogging Type is Kind and Harmonious
You're an approachable blogger who tends to have many online friends.
People new to your blogging circle know they can count on you for support.
You tend to mediate fighting and drama. You set a cooperative tone.
You have a great eye for design - and your blog tends to be the best looking on the block!

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Yeah ... Riiiiiiiight! Um, apparently they don't have a category for psychotic and self-delusional so I get kind and harmonious. Again, I say "PFFFFFFFT!"


So the clan piled in the station wagon and went to the Sulphur High School Band Festival today. (God we sound like the fucking Griswolds) My younger son, Ryan, plays in the band. He plays flute ... shaddup. He also plays sax in the jazz band, piccolo, guitar and piano so bite me. He does have quite a few stories that start out "So, there was this one time at band camp ..." but that's another post. And again? Shaddup!

Ryan marching

This is him marching. (He's the one in blue!) I was really proud they did well. There were about a dozen marching bands competing. The DeRidder band scored all 1's (that's the highest score you can get in a competition) and came in 3rd place overall. Their percussion section won best in class. Oh and I had two HUGE orders of nachos with chili, cheese and jalapenos. Yum.fucking.yum! It was a pretty good day up to that point ... and then flute boy shows up and proceeds to piss in my Wheaties. Allow me to explain ...
He ordered a Playstation 2 game from Game Stop, a video game retailer in another city more than an hour away, without asking us or even giving a single thought as to how he was going to pick it up. He just assumed we, as his parents, would be doing cartwheels and having multiple orgasms over the opportunity to drop everything and drive a fucking hour to go get this stupid fucking game for him.
So what does he do? Comes into the stands to see us. Not so bad huh? He's a good kid right? Yeah ... so you say. The first thing out of his fucking mouth? Not "Hi," not "Glad you could make it, good to see ya," not "How'd we do," but ... wait for it ... ready? ... here you go ... "Did you get the game?" I mean W.T.F? It felt like a white-hot poker was slowly entering my brain through my nasal cavity. The pain was physically excruciating but it taught me a valuable lesson.
I was so pissed I seriously had to just get up and walk the fuck away. I have never wanted to throw anybody head first down a set of bleachers so badly in my life. If I'd have hesitated for one second, I would have lost it and I'd probably still be sitting in jail right now.
It's too bad infanticide is against the law. Fucking demon spawn! Oh and the lesson I learned? I absolutely have what it takes to pull the switch at an execution without remorse. How do I know this? Because I went through about a dozen execution scenarios in my brain with my loving son as the star and didn't feel the first twinge of guilt. Yeah, I'm a great dad.
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Here are a couple more pictures I took while on the road. There are more on Flickr if you give a shit.

Sunlight through the stands

Sunlight through the back stairs

Sunset over English Bayou

Sunset over English Bayou


Just a couple of more things. I made a banana split cheesecake tonight. Bananas in the bottom and a layer of crushed pineapple and maraschino cherries in the middle. It's chilling in the fridge as we speak. If I like the way this one tastes, I plan on putting toasted coconut flakes on top of the next one I make. I'll have a full report on how good it is tomorrow.


Well, have a great rest of your weekend ya'll. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers take on the New Orleans Saints Sunday so it's gonna be another fucking red-letter day around the Gunn household. (I am a Buccaneer fanatic while she backs that lovable bunch of losers, the 'aints, er, Saints. What's the word for knocking off your spouse anyway? Spousicide? Matricide? (Hey, in for a penny, in for a pound grandma always said and she shared her chewing tobacco with me so I listen to her!) I better go hide the knives while she's asleep and I'm still thinking about it.


On a totally unrelated note, does anybody know a poison that works quickly (although extremely painfully) and leaves no trace evidence or residue behind? I got a couple of big rats I think I need to get rid of. I plan on making pancakes for breakfast tomorrow ... so put on those CSI thinking caps and hurry with those tips ... please?

Winking 4

October 29, 2006

It's cheesecake time!

I have been spending a lot of time lately cooking deserts. Today I made a mandarin orange cheesecake and some homemade peanut brittle. Here is the cheesecake I made.
The first thing you need to do is gather the ingredients and get your mixer ready.

Ingredients Kitchenaid

Now you don't have to have a Kitchenaid mixer to do your cooking, but I think it's the best investment I've ever made for my kitchen and wouldn't give mine up for the world. A hand mixer works just fine or you could do it the real lo-tech way and mix the batter by hand. Ingredients include graham cracker crumbs, butter, flour, cream cheese, sour cream, 1 egg and vanilla extract.

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October 25, 2006

All I want ...

Road Flower


The Invitation by Oriah Mountain Dreamer

It doesn't interest me what you do for a living
I want to know what you ache for
and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.

It doesn't interest me how old you are
I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool
for love
for your dreams
for the adventure of being alive.

It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon...
I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow
if you have been opened by life's betrayals
or have become shrivelled and closed
from fear of further pain.

I want to know if you can sit with pain
mine or your own
without moving to hide it
or fade it
or fix it.

I want to know if you can be with joy
mine or your own
if you can dance with wildness
and let the ecstasy fill you to the tips of your
fingers and toes
without cautioning us to
be careful
be realistic
to remember the limitations of being human.

It doesn't interest me if the story you are telling me
is true.
I want to know if you can
disappoint another
to be true to yourself.

If you can bear the accusation of betrayal
and not betray your own soul.
If you can be faithless
and therefore trustworthy.

I want to know if you can see Beauty
even when it is not pretty
every day.
And if you can source your own life
from its presence.

I want to know if you can live with failure
yours and mine
and still stand on the edge of the lake
and shout to the silver of the full moon,
"Yes."

It doesn't interest me
to know where you live or how much money you have.
I want to know if you can get up
after a night of grief and despair
weary and bruised to the bone
and do what needs to be done
to feed the children.

It doesn't interest me who you know
or how you came to be here.
I want to know if you will stand
in the center of the fire
with me
and not shrink back.

It doesn't interest me where or what or with whom
you have studied.
I want to know what sustains you
from the inside
when all else falls away.

I want to know if you can be alone
with yourself
and if you truly like the company you keep
in the empty moments.


This touches my heart and so have all of you today. I appreciate all your words even if I don't feel like I deserve them. You only know part of the story behind yesterday's post. There is much more that I can't and won't share and I'm not proud of it at all.
You see that last stanza up there? Right now my answer is "No!" and I don't know if or when it will ever be yes again.
To You: I know you'll never believe it, but I never meant to hurt you and I'm sorry that I did. Thanks for the good times we shared and I hope you have a great life. Even after all that's happened between us, I still honestly believe you deserve that and wish it for you. Maybe now that I'm gone, you'll finally be able to achieve it.
Love,
Me

October 22, 2006

A.D.D. is a terrible thing ...

My Bobbleheads


So apparently my problem is A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. Let me explain. I have been making an attempt to blog something at least every other day. Last week, I hit a stride where I was posting every DAY. It felt pretty good. Yesterday comes and I have this great post planned out. It was random crap and I notice that I'm doing more of those lately so I created a new category for it. Well, I had a question and hit the help menu on my publishing platform only to get a 404 error. This kinda pissed me off! I did some detective work and saw that somehow the help documentation didn't get downloaded when I initially installed the system. So I immediately start a search and rescue mission to see if I didn't just put it in the wrong place. I didn't. It looked like I didn't have it anywhere so I got on the website of the provider to see if the file was downloadable. While there I remembered (mainly because I ran across a page that mentioned it) that my publishing platform had an upgrade that I needed to install. So off I go, downloading, unzipping and trying to remember how I did the last upgrade. I mean there are over 1300 files in the upgrade and I don't wanna replace them manually. I'm a busy man, I have a post to write for you fabulous people after all. What do they say? When in doubt, read the instructions. So I'm reading the installation instructions to see if I can't figure it out and flipping back and forth between windows and realize that one of my plugins isn't working anymore. So I do some investigation and can't find anything wrong. I guess it just doesn't work with the upgrade (the last upgrade. I still haven't figured out how to install the latest upgrade yet.) So I'm surfing the plugin library and dicking around in my publisher to see if I can get it to work or at least add some more "gee whiz" shit to improve my blog when a window pops up that says McAfee has found a suspicious file and I should run a scan. I run the scan and while that is going on I remember that I wanted to get a registry cleaner to take care of some maintenance on the laptop. Off I go to google some free registry cleaners, which reminded me of an article I had read by a computer columnist that made some recommendations on this very subject! I finally found the article and she had links to all the recomendations so I downloaded a bunch of them. I ran those scans and got my registry shit cleaned up a bit and was happy about that. So I decided to utilize my free music downloads from Walmart for buying 12-packs of Coke products. (two songs per 12 pack and I had four 12 packs in the garage. Shit that's almost a CD ya'll!) Of course that involves downloading and installing yet another program. I am doing that and at the same time trying to do some organization of my files. See I have this 160 gig hard drive that I use for storage and hadn't organized anything in a while. I finally got that taken care of and was pretty happy. In the midst of all this, I inadvertently open up my browser which is open to my Bloglines page. (It's a great service. If you surf a lot of blogs, it would be worth looking into.). Well damn! I see some of you have posted and I start reading. Reading leads to following links and before I know it, I'm thinking about entering a photo contest I saw by following one of the links. My ass is asleep ( you laugh but literally ... my gluteus maximus is tingling) so I get up, grab the tripod, fire up the camera and embark on a quest for some awesome macro photographs that will win me millions of dollars and allow me to quit work and blog full time and get little Timmy that operation he needs so badly. (The top pic is one of them. See the continuation for more pics.) I'm taking pictures and my computer lets me know that Adaware has finished its scan. I give up the photograhy and get back down to the computer. Well, one thing led to another and I ended up surfing again and following more links and just happen to realize that it's awful quiet in the house. I look up at the clock and then back down at the screen. I see I've been surfing porn for the past hour or so and never commented on the posts I read. SHIT! I go back and comment on some of them. The original virus scan finally finishes and tells me the suspicious file is ... (are you ready?) freaking Limewire. All that worry for nothing. Of course by the time I remembered my original plan was to post a brilliant post that would keep you laughing and talking around the water cooler all week, It was 3 a.m. and I forgot what the fuck I was going to blog about anyway. I decided to call it a night and head to bed. So you tell me ... A.D.D. or A.D.H.D or am I just nucking futz? I know what I'd put my money on if I were a betting man. Today is another day though and it's a good one so far. Yesterday's rain turned into today's sunshine and much cooler weather. So far, I've made an orange cheesecake from scratch, the Houston Texans beat the Jacksonville Jaguars and most importantly of all, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Philadelphia Eagles! Life is good. Now I'm off to see if my kid knows a kid who knows someone that can get me some cheap Ritalin. How was your weekend?

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October 17, 2006

Old Dogs and New Tricks

WOW! Look what I learned to do properly in Photoshop! YAY ME! Michelle showed me how to do it. You can see some of her work at her gallery.

Berries

Dragonfly

Candle Eyes

Guess I should probably think about getting some real work done huh? **sigh** Almost time to go home. I forsee a whole lot of time spent between me and Photoshop in the near future. Hey! Your tax dollars at work.

October 16, 2006

When the rain comes ...

It has been raining all day and is expected to rain all night as well. Every street is flooded and creeks are overflowing their banks. My mom called a while ago and the only place they don't have water in the house is the living room. There have been tornado watches (not warnings, watches) and the electricity has flickered on and off all day. I'm getting tired of resetting alarm clocks. Ya'll might wanna think about sending in life jackets and life rafts. I'm gonna brave the woods with my trusty axe and start building the ark ... I'm sure we'll need it soon. Don't believe me? Here is photographic evidence. Yeah it doesn't look that bad but consider this ... we are on the HIGH ground. HELP!

Front yard


Back yard

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October 14, 2006

Saturday Motivational Thoughts

My life

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October 13, 2006

Foto Friday ... WTF?

It's Friday again and I was up till about 3 a.m. dicking around with my template. Don't believe me? Look at the time stamp. Yeah I forgot the Ambien until it was waaaaaay too late. So in honor of me being a non-inspired fucktard, I made up a day ... hell, everybody else does it. Why not? I call it Foto Friday and it means I'm just gonna throw a bunch of shit pictures up there and hope you buy it and comment. Ha! wonder if I'll fool 'em. (Did I really say that out loud? Shit I gotta get to bed!) So here you are. Enjoy!

Waterfall

Munching on Cousin Slither

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October 6, 2006

Crosses on the Road ...

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Almost every day on the way home from work, I take this road that bypasses the heart of the town I live in. It's a nice drive -- rural, light traffic, peaceful and no red lights. That's why I take it. On the outskirts of my town, we have a paper mill. That means log trucks all over the place coming and going to the mill, dropping off loads of trees for processing. This road is one of the main entrances to the plant so it is heavily travelled by these big behemoths, many of whom are ... well, lets just say interpreting the speed limit in a different way than I do. Okay? Okay!
About the halfway point in the shortcut, there is a small bridge over a tiny creek. On the hillside next to the bridge, in the shade of several unruly, bushy shrubs are a trio of crosses. I don't know how it is where you come from, but in Louisiana, some families put crosses on the roadside where family members or friends have died. They can be simple or ornate but most fall somewhere in between. The families keep them up usually as a form of rememberance. Hell, I have even seen some that were permanent shrines with rock gardens and those plant/flower-holder thingies you see next to headstones in cemeteries!

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September 8, 2006

WTF is going on with this?

I work on an Army post in west central Louisiana (just try and figure out which one, I dare you!). Every afternoon when I get off work, I stop by this convenience store right outside the gate and pick up a liter of Diet Dr. Pepper and a cup of ice for the trip home. (Liters of Coke products are currently on sale for $1.07 INCLUDING TAX. I also have my own cup so the ice is free and hey, that's just the way Tommy rolls) So i'm leaving work at 2:45 p.m. this afternoon (your tax dollars at work America) and stop by my store to get my drink when what should assail my eyes? This:

WTF 1

Now maybe you're scratching your head and saying to yourself "So what Tommy. What's so strange about that? Everybody knows the price of gas is high. Get over it." and you would be right ... almost. You see, when I drive home (it's about a 25 minute drive so say 30 miles?) I pass another gas station and what to my wondering eyes should appear? (like the way I tied this post to my holiday post below? You should read it. It's good shit) THIS:

WTF 2

Twenty-eight cents difference? I mean WTF? Within 30 miles of each other? I will never understand this shit so if there are any petrochemical engineers out there that can explain this business model to me, I would certainly appreciate it. I am pro big-business but dayumn! Gimme a freaking break! Add to that the fact that I was in Texas this past weekend and filled up at the cellar-scraping price of $2.46 per gallon ... all weekend long. And also, does anyone besides me find it fascinating that we have all come to regard these prices as the norm now? I'm gonna protest somehow. I don't know how yet, but damnit ... In the words of Jeff Lebowski, "This aggression will not stand, man!" [/rant]
On another note, after being near the big metropolis of DFW this weekend I have come to the conclusion that there is a decided lack of choice when it comes to radio stations in my area. I have recently dusted off the cassette player in my car and am using it to listen to audiobooks to and from work. I have "read" Anita Diamant's The Red Tent, Margaret Atwood's The Blind Assassin and am currently listening to Stephen King and Peter Straub's The Talisman. I got the book back in 1984 I believe when it first came out and have read and re-read it many times. I have NOT read it lately and I am reminded daily of how good a book it really is. I highly recommend it if you are looking for something you haven't read before. Just sayin.
Oh and as far as the gratuitous pic goes, I passed this new place right outside the main gate as well and it reminded me of a friend.

No One goes Entrepreneur

No One? I didn't know you cooked Chinese! Got any discount programs for a dear friend? And most importantly, do you deliver? Hope ya'll have a great weekend. Ta-ta!

September 7, 2006

Feelings ...

This is how SHE makes me feel. Love you honey.

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and the gratuitous butterfly shot ...

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Happy Thursday ya'll. I know mine certainly is shaping up that way.

August 6, 2006

Friends and family ... an observation

Sometimes friends, friends you have known for a long time, can really turn into cocksuckers. I don't know why that is but it seems to be true and it saddens me.
Family can sometimes fill a void that's left in your life and that happened to me this week. You know my dog died last week. This week my sister in Houston sold her house and moved into an apartment. Unfortunately the apartment doesn't allow pets so I inherited them (at least for a while, my brother may end up with them eventually.) So without further ado, meet the two newest members of my family.

Abby and Harley
Meet Abby (lab) and Harley (cocker)
Abby
How could you not love a face like this? And finally ...
MyFoot
The foot I'd like to put in someone's ass right about now.

Have a good work week everybody!

August 2, 2006

HNT ... the bad blogger buddy edition

Ok. I know. I don't blog as much and I don't get around to your blogs as much either. I try to hit a few now and again but I just don't get there as often as I used to. Or maybe I get there but just don't have time to comment. Hell, I used to IM with about a half dozen or so people throughout the day, every day and into the night, and that has almost come to a halt as well. I hate that in a way cuz I really do love ya'll. I'm not being stuck up or anything. I hear ya. "So what happened Tommy?" you ask shout demand! "What's the deal? Tell us!" Ok, I will, but remember you asked!
Y'see, I'm taking a class. It's an introduction to PHP and MySQL (web design stuff if you don't know) and it's taking up more time than I expected. I am also taking (or half taking) a government course. Kinda auditing it. On top of all that, I'm also acting as a study-buddy for a girlfriend of mine taking an American History class. I can't believe I am saying this but I am back in school and I am LOVING IT!
As if that weren't enough, things at work are a bit crazy too. Funny, but they expect me to write shit for publication since they are paying me and all. I know! I don't understand it either. Maybe one of you business people could explain it to me one day. Seriously, it's a busy time for me. I'm sorry. I know it's no excuse but I don't see it changing anytime in the near future. You see next up for me is a four-class block on web design proper (HTML and other shit) that starts in September. It's something I've always wanted to do and by God, now that I'm not drunk all the time, I have time to do it (and the desire too. Go fucking figure!)
On the personal front, the divorce is still going forward. I should be moving out and starting the seperation process very soon. It sucks but there's nothing to be done about it now. And that pain I was going through before? The shit that ripped my heart out and ate at my guts day and night? Gone. Everything is soooooo good on that front it's scary. In fact, it's never been better. If it gets any better, I just might blow a gasket or explode ala Mr. Creosote in Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life!!! (One of the greatest movies ever made in this authors's humble opinion) No shit! To tell you the truth, I don't think I've ever been happier!
Thanks to all who care or cared enough to still come by and drop me a line. It means a lot to me. I am going to try and do the blogger bombardment thing on the weekends so I'll at least check in, catch up and leave you a line once or twice a week. And there's always HNT! Speaking of which, no matter how busy I get ...

Eye2
I always have my eye on you

And if you got nice boobs, maybe even two eyes! So I guess we'll see you around the bend now and again. I do love you all. Seriously! Wanna get in on the fun? Go see the Wonderful Wizard of Os. He's the one who hands out the brains, hearts, and courage after all. HHNT everybody. Now lets get Nekkid!
p.s.: If you want to know when I post without making the effort to come by? Put your e-mail address in the box at the top of the sidebar and I'll do all the work for you. Yeah, I'm a great guy that way ... trust me, she did! (course she ended up knocked up soooooo ...)

July 26, 2006

Milestones ....

30 days sober today ... whoda thunk it? Can I get an Amen from the choir? Amen!

Good morning, sunshine

July 23, 2006

The miracle of life ... Part One

Birth. Or to be more precise ... rebirth!
One of the things I love about living in the country (or as some would call it "the sticks" ... right asshat?) Is the fact that at night my backyard becomes a veritable insect jungle. That might bother some folks but for a guy who loves his camera (thanks again Queenie,) almost as much as sex, it simply means there is always something to digitally document. Purely in the interest of science, of course. **AHEM** Anyway, here's just a taste of the drama that unfolded last night on my back porch.

Hangin' Out

New Me

Have I mentioned I love living in the country? Now if we only had a Books A Million with a Joe Muggs inside, I wouldn't have to move to the city! Have a great rest of your weekend ya'll.

July 21, 2006

Sorry about the week ...

Sorry I haven't been around since Tuesday. I know you missed me but the week just got nucking futz at work. i hope to do a lot of blogging this weekend and catch up with everybody. Until then here's a bit of one of my current favorite singles. I't by Little Big Town. It's called "Bring it on Home" and It's just kinda the way I feel right now. Have a great weekend all!

When your long day is over
And you can barely drag your feet
When the weight of the world
Is on your shoulders
I know what you need
Bring it on home to me

Baby, let me be your safe harbor
Don't let the water come
And carry you away

When your long day is over
And you can barely drag your feet
When the weight of the world
Is on your shoulders
I know what you need
Bring it on home to me

C'mon home baby. I'll take care of it.

Beauty of Summer

July 18, 2006

Tuesday and Tommy's feeling ...

GREAT! First off, if you haven't done so, check out my answers to Susie's Five Questions below. Second, this is my first dragonfly capture EVER! You see, I'm old and I have smokers lungs and that slows me down. Don't believe it? Just ask around, word is on the street. Anyway I like it so I'm showing it off.

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It's Tuesday and it's a BEAUTIFUL day! Hope you are feeling as good as I am today! God, it's good to be alive!
Have a great day ya'll. Love ya.
Tommy

PS. Shut up! I am NOT drunk ... seriously, I was NEVER this happy as a drunk. This is straight up sobriety talking baby!
tg

June 27, 2006

Tuesday ...

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Who said it's a dog's life? Hope ya'll's day is going well!