WOW!!! What a weekend ...
So the family took the weekend off and headed to the Texas Renaissance Festival. We got a hotel at the Baymont Inn and Suites in Conroe, Texas, (which is a totally hip hotel that I recommend to anyone) and settled in for a trip to the middle ages.
We saw Barbarians ...
Fairies ...
An awesome jousting match ...
and even got some "cool" stuff!
There were some total BABES that I totally scored with ... REALLY!
and some I hope I didn't score with. This is a .... urm ... maybe ... Shemale? Not that there's anything wro ...
What the fuck am I saying ...this is totally wrong!
This was totally a dude. Brrrrrrrrr!!!!! **shivers**
This on the other hand was totally a chick and I hope is the next Mrs. Tommy "Fingers" Gunn ...
Seriously, she was probably the most beautiful girl I saw there and I fell immediately in love. **Sigh**
All in all it was a great time. Here I am with Jean Pierre Alamode and Juwana Shagme from the King's Feast ...
I think Juwana had a thing for me, but alas, my heart is sworn to a tall (seriously ya'll, she was about 6 foot tall) mysterious Gypsy girl. So that was my weekend. How was yours?
OH AND BEFORE I GO!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday to Lime. Michelle, I know this is late but the job has been kicking my ass and now Josh is working on a different shift than me and mommy but we remembered your birthday. We'll call soon. LOVE YOU AND WELCOME TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FILM! MUWAH!
Laters Ya'll!