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It has been eight days since my last confession. I gotta tell ya ... this work shit is really putting a crimp in my on-line godhood. I gotta do something about that.

Tomorrow is election day. If you read my last post, you know that the shit has hit the airwaves as far as political ads go. Well it has only gotten worse since then. Now we have a couple of guys going at it for a state senate job, I believe. One of them started running an ad against the other one, a former D.A., that accuses him of letting a sex offender off the hook and then taking a contribution from the offenders dad. They also are running an ad talking about how he made a plea bargain with a murderer ... with the murderer (voiced by an actor, not the real murderer) saying "Yeah, thanks Mr. Politico dude. I appreciate only having to serve five years for murder. I'd vote for you ... if I could vote." God, I hate political ads.

On the other hand, we have a race for Lieutenant Governor between U.S. Senator Mary Landrieu's brother Mitch (the current Lt. Gov) and ... if you can believe this ... Sammy Fucking Kershaw! You know Sammy right? If you are a country music fan you do. Sammy had hits with "Queen of my Double Wide Trailer," "Third Rate Romance," "Yard Sale" and at least a dozen more, up to and including last years "Tennessee Girl." He is also a relative of Cajun fiddler extraordinaire, Doug Kershaw and is currently married to Lorrie Morgan who was the wife of Keith Whitley, a great singer who died way too young from alcohol poisoning. He was thirsty ... a lot ... and it's a shame.

Anyway, I'm kinda excited about this race. See the Lt. Gov.'s job in Louisiana is mainly to bring tourism dollars into the state and to be an ambassador for the state to the nation and world. I mean they do a lot more, but I don't think they are involved in day-to-day policy making or anything like that. If that is the case, how cool would it be to have someone like Sammy Kershaw in the office? I think he could do a lot for the state, just with the connections he has in the music industry. I'll let you know how that works out Sunday.

Next subject. I got home last night and Josh was sitting in front of the tube as is usual on his day off. Yesterday was his payday and the X360 was humming! I sat down and started checking my Bloglines and E-mail when I just happened to glance up and see this buxom babe in a bikini flaunting her shit across the screen ... WTF?

My son bought "Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2" ... girls beach volleyball ... and if there is a character that has less than C+++ or D boobs, I'll eat the box it came in. Here's the blurb on the box:

The Dead or Alive Girls are back and they're having a blast on Zack Island! Slip your favorite girl into one of hundreds of tasty swimsuits, then engage in exciting sports and tropical leisure activities throughout the island, building friendships with the other girls. Need a vacation? Get away from it all with the girls of Dead or Alive: Xtreme 2!

I guess that answers the question about his sexual orientation. I had no idea he needed a vacation so bad!

I have to go to our homecoming game. I'll write more tomorrow or Sunday, but until then let me leave you with a bit of offensive drawing. Enjoy!