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Karma bites a braggart ...

on the ASS!

I have never been silent or ashamed of my status as a domestic God. Long-time readers know I love to cook and *shudder* even clean on occasion. Momma Gunn taught me well and I sooooo thank her for that. Given my current situation as a single father responsible for caring for two boys, I can't even envision the state this household would be in had she not made sure I was prepared for this eventuality. Almost spooky psychic, huh?

Never doubt a mother's wisdom.

On the other hand, there are always new things to learn ... like yesterday ... when I started the dryer and THEN opened the lint trap to scrape it clean ...

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... and watched the lint being sucked off the screen and through the dryer, making it's way to *cue Mel Gibson in "Braveheart"* "FREEDOM!"

On a good note, it did add some much needed color to my lawn when it found that freedom just beyond the hot-air outlet vent on the outside wall... REDDISH-PINK color, but color nonetheless.

Did I mention I'm a domestic God? Yeah, I thought so.

Comments

well it beats taking yoru clothes out and wondering why they smell liek rotting flesh and finding upon inpsection is is becasue a flying squirrel crawled inthe the vent that blows out lint and it died in there....mmmm...yummY!

sounds liek some sort of idea for a redneck cooking show....next week we'll fry a steak on an engine block and make squirrel h'ors doevres in the dryer vent!

Just a suggestion domestic god, leave the dryer off the next time you clean the lint trap.

Userful blog. Thanks!

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