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...and bring Nurse Goodbody with you!

Had an appointment Thursday with the head doc. He doubled my meds. I think he's trying to tell me something.

He also gave me a consult for a therapist. He thinks it should only take a few sessions to get me back on track. Shows you how much he knows ME, huh?

It's my last day of vacation. I've been gone two weeks. I'm not sure how I feel about having to go back. I really think I need to find some way to work from home.

I'm still working on getting through "The Thirteenth Tale" The hour-and-a-half drive ... each way ... to the doc and back ... put a big dent in that for me today. I'm really enjoying it. You know how I know that? Cuz I'm already starting to dread the end of the tale. *le sigh*

By the way! Thanks for the recommendation. What would you suggest I "read" next?

Thank God for Ambien and good insurance.

Why do TV producers take a good idea and beat the dog shit out of it? I loved "The Deadliest Catch" on the Discovery Channel. (In case you don't know, "The Deadliest Catch" followed several groups of fishermen during the very short, very dangerous Alaskan crab season. AWESOME SHOW!) Well, apparently it was such a big success they figure they have to clone the PISS out of it. Right now, "Lobster Wars" or some such shit is on and I just saw a badge on the bottom of the screen that said "NEXT: Tuna Wranglers" I mean WTF? Stop.The.Madness! Please!

On another note, "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe?" Classic! I LOVE that freaking show.

Aren't you glad you're privy to the scintillating ins-and-outs, the non-stop misadventures and the inumerable odd thoughts and other shit running through my brain that make up the life and times of Sir Thomas of Gunn, Duke of Pornia?

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Yeah ... me too.

HEY! I heard that. You're laughing WITH me, right? No? At me? Shit man, that just ain't right OR polite. What would your mother think?

Somebody tell me why I blog again? Please?