Savannah memories ...
I was over at Webmiztris' blog the other day and she was posting about the name of her band. A name that involves certain slang names for facets of the female anatomy, if you know what I mean ... OKAY! I'll say it. The name of her band is Pussywhip and she was asking her readers opinion as to whether she should change the name in order to easier get publicity or say "Fuck 'em ... if they can be the Butthole Surfers, We can be Pussywhip!"
**Edit: She has since decided to re-name the band "Kitty Whip" so as not to shoot herself in the foot right out of the gate. Good call Dawn. That's why "starving" artists are ... starving, that is. Get big and you can do what the fuck you want! Just look at John Cougar, er, John Cougar Mellencamp, er, John Mellencamp. Yeah ... that dude.
In any case, she is a very funny bitch blogger and you should be reading her.
Her post brought back a memory of a time I was in Savannah, visiting my brother. We went in this bar on Tybee Island called Skipper's. The bar had an energy drink for sale there and my brother told me it was delicious when mixed with ... fuck, I don't remember ... something alcoholic. He said it tasted like lemonade, I think, but that it would knock you on your ass!
I agreed to try it and we were ready to order. Of course he hadn't told me the name of the shit yet.
Lemme set the scene for you. We're in this beach-side bar. We've been drinking all day and are getting ready to tuck into our second order of the freshest, sweetest oysters on the half-shell I've ever had in my life.
Imagine me with a fresh oyster pursed at my lips as my brother looks at the beautiful and totally stacked bartender I had been ruthlessly flirting with all afternoon and says "Hey, could you give my brother 'Sum Pussy?'"
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I nearly choked as I was falling off the bar stool.
What can I say ... that's the way the Gunn brothers roll.
P.S.: I love camel toe.


Comments
LOL. Remind me of the time my brother in law asked the barmaid to give me a Blow Job.
Posted by: BTExpress | July 27, 2007 2:58 PM
There is a drink called Sum Pussy? or just Pussy?? LMFAO. Men probably eat that up...pardon the pun! hehe ;)
Posted by: chelle | July 27, 2007 3:22 PM
LOL, i can see your teeth falling out of your head now when the order was made.
Posted by: lime | July 27, 2007 10:12 PM
thanks for the linkie, tommy! :)
Posted by: webmiztris | August 14, 2007 4:33 PM