OH MY GOD!
IT''S HERE! IT''S HERE! IT''S HERE! IT''S HERE!
What? you don't know what I'm talking about?
Yeah, kinda pathetic, huh? No wonder I can't get laid. I've been feeling like the world is closing in lately. You know the feeling? The one where no matter where you think you wanna go, it just isn't far enough away? Yep, thats the feeling, alright.
So I think I'll take a little trip to another universe for a while. One where magic and muggles rule and I don't have to worry about the light bill, the cable or the kids ... you know the place. Talk to you when I get back ... which should be tomorrow sometime. Wish me Godspeed and a safe journey. Bye!
Edit: DAMN! I'm only in the third chapter but whoda thought Harry died over the summer from syphillus he got from a three-way with Hermione and Ginnie Weasley? And that Dudley Dursley, Harry's hated cousin, was the illegitimate love-child of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and Aunt Petunia? Damn, this book is good!
Comments
Man! You spoiled the ending. No sense in reading the book now.
Posted by: BTExpress | July 24, 2007 8:45 PM
I hope you're enjoying your book. I never got hooked on the Harry Potter stuff, but I do love to read!
Posted by: webmiztris | July 25, 2007 8:19 AM
Uh huh! And Minerva and Hagrid have been trying to conceive for years - they are now looking into AI administered by ... HWMNBN! ;) Happy reading!
Posted by: Seamus | July 26, 2007 3:58 AM
Spoiled the end? BT? That was just the beginning!!! Great book!
You could get laid if you read it in one day like I did. That you you have more time for other things! :)
Posted by: Tequila Girl | July 26, 2007 1:12 PM
Whew! So glad I came here for my update. Now I don't have to read the book.
Do you think the movie will be NC-17?
(after seeing how well Daniel Radcliffe has grown up I sure hope so)
;)
Happy Trails!
Posted by: Rachel | July 26, 2007 1:13 PM
Spoiled the end BT? That was just the beginning!!! Great book!
You could get laid if you read it in one day like I did. That you you have more time for other things! :)
Posted by: Tequila Girl | July 26, 2007 2:21 PM