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... keeps getting better and better! I received my copy of Harry Potter free! (and it is a fucking KILLER book! Trust me on this one)

Well today Amazon sent me a $5 gift certificate for pre-ordering the damned thing in the first place. That's right, they're PAYING me to read the book! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Feel the power of the consumer!
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Okay, so it's five bucks, but still? I'll take it. Now go away. I have to finish my book! Voldemort and Snape have Lucius Malfoy tied to the bed and, at last check, Dolores Umbridge was walking around in a patent leather thong, pumps and nipple clamps cracking a whip! God I love good literature.