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I normally try to create my own posts but I ran across this and had ... HAD to steal it. I present to you the ten worst domain names in history!

1. A site called “Who Represents” where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name - wait for it - is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church . Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe ? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

Okay, I may be a thief but I do attribute. I found this here. Hope this makes you laugh as much as I did. Laters!

Posted by Tommy Gunn at 8:25 PM | Permalink | Comments (4)

President Bush and Congress have tentatively agreed on a new immigration bill that would allow ILLEGAL Immigrants amnesty with fines and a "throwback" condition where illegals would have to return to their home countries (read, Mexico) during the application process. You wanna know what happens when a country doesn't control immigration?

Just ask the American Indian.

Posted by Tommy Gunn at 10:51 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

... and just in case you were wondering what to get me, well, I thought I'd give you some thoughts. A thought actually. Sometimes I have to dress up, you know? Narrate ceremonies where dignitaries like generals, mayors senators and all kind of important people attend. Shirt, tie, slacks, nice shoes ... the works. So a sharp dresser like me could always use a new dress shirt. Here's the one I was thinking about:

Shouldn't be that difficult right? Oh ... and here's the info on where to get it.

Need a closer look? Okay ... here you go.

Yeah ... I think that would be perfect. Thanks and here's to Father's Day. Hope yours is a happy one and remember ... buy American!

Posted by Tommy Gunn at 9:16 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

My youngest son ... the boy that drives me nuts sometimes ... the smart ass that takes his personality and mouthy genes from his daddy's side of the family ... the son that's going to turn 17 in a mere week ...

Yeah ... that son there. Ryan has just been invited to be published in "Who's Who of American High School Students!" And? He was chosen this week as section leader of the flute section of the band next year! What? Me? Proud? PFFFFFFT!

Okay

maybe just a little, but I'll never tell him that. Congratulations son. I love you. YOU ROCK!!!!!!! (even if you're ...

... a little "White and Nerdy,") Oh and one more thing ,,, he was selected as Most Improved band member for the 2006-2007 band season. He plays in the jazz and marching bands, (he actually plays flute, piccolo, saxophone, piano, drums, guitar and with himself. Hey! He's a teenager ... cut him some slack!) He also bowls, was in the chess club, has taken French immersion since kindergarten and carries a 3.5 GPA going into next year. He wants to attend McNeese State University on a band scholarship and study Computer Science. I feel a 4.0 future cyber hacker developing in the family. **Sniff** (I'm soooo proud) Maybe he'll let me sleep above the servants quarters when he gets that mansion and Lamborghini he's shooting for in the Bahamas! I am proud of you boy ... just don't fuck it up now. I have faith in you, son. Well done. Take pride in your accomplishments. Just don't get the big head cuz you STILL aren't as smart as Beth Sterling, Mayor of Snark City ... A fact I'm certain she won't let you forget ... anytime soon ... or even the rest of your life! Trust me on this one. Go get em next year and take no prisoners! I'm proud of you. Thanks for being my son.

Posted by Tommy Gunn at 10:11 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Meet the newest member of the Gunn Family, Grimm Gunn. Isn't he handsome? Grimm is getting ready to mac on all the lady rats that come to happy hour tonight! Grimm is horny,

Grimm has a kernel of corn to eat before happy hour. Grimm is a responsible drinker plus it makes it so much easier to take advantage of the girls if they are the only ones drunk, dontcha know.

Look at my little rat ... his cute little nose and tongue testing the air for scents ... oh and the rodent in my palm is Grimm.

Yeah ... we're just one big, happy family!

Posted by Tommy Gunn at 5:34 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)