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AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! No, it's not Contraband Days and I'm not a pirate! Apparently, my whore of a blog was out catting around and had unprotected sex with another blog and has picked up some kind of disease or is pregnant or something. It sure feels like morning (or should that be mourning) sickness. I'm working on it with a little help from a friend. So, the four or five of you I have left ... be patient please. Love ya'll! Now back to the catacombs ...

**Edit: Apparently, according to the "nice" man at my hosting provider, there is a mysql problem with the server but "admin" is working to get it resolved. Still sounds like crabs or the clap to me! Pffft!**

**Edit 2: I had to rebuild the database ... again ... but at least it's letting me post now (I hope). Although, I lost the comments I had here! Well, if that's all I lose, I'll consider myself lucky.**