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Day 12 finds our intrepid hero at work ... because no one bothered to call him and tell him that he didn't have to be in regular time ... but I digress. No, I don't ya know? Fuck it. I was here two hours early and I'm gonna by-God take care of my plants!

This is one my old editor left for me when she got a new job in Colorado. Hey Karen! It's still alive (which is more than I can say for my Jade plant.) Must mean I like you. Go figger! Here are some other selections that I didn't choose. Enjoy!

Yeah I bit my lip eating a donut this morning. That'll teach me to eat those chocolate covered twists ... next time I'm going for the jelly baby. YEAH!

They say it's all in the way you use your tongue ... or at least that's what SHE said and one thing I've learned over the years is never argue with a woman. Yeah, I ain't totally stupid! Happy Humpday ya'll!