Because today, my baby boy (who at last check was 6'2" tall and had more hair on his legs than anyone in the family, well except his mom maybe) turns 19 years old. Who the fuck is responsible for letting that one slip by? I want their head on a platter! Didn't anybody tell him he was supposed to stay 7 years old for life? Fucktards.
Happy Birthday Josh. You are in college now, you have a job, you are polite and you keep your room clean without being bugged about it. I'm proud of the man you are becoming and I love you too much to put into words. May today be the first day of the rest of your life and may everything you wish for come true ... except for that getting laid thing. You're still not allowed to do that. Other than that though, anything goes.
Love,
Dad
See what he did to me?
Comments
I laughed so loud at the comment about the hair on the legs!!!!
Posted by: Wenchy | November 1, 2006 11:39 AM
awwww. such a handsome boy, too!
Happy Birthday Josh!
Posted by: sandi | November 1, 2006 11:52 AM
Wish him a Happy Birthday from me too. Okay ya old fart? ;-)
Posted by: BTExpress | November 1, 2006 12:05 PM
You are so in denial. And you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Biscuit | November 1, 2006 12:59 PM
I can totally relate... it's not ~my~ age (which I largely deny) that makes me feel old, it's the kids...
Do the two of you get confused for being brothers? Seriously.
And I hate to break it to ya... but I'd be suspicious about him keeping his room clean by himself unless he's working on that one thing he's not allowed to do... sorry.
Posted by: addict | November 1, 2006 1:33 PM
Aw, you growed him up right. Happy birthday to him.
Posted by: jay | November 1, 2006 1:47 PM
I hate to crack your egg, but that thing he's not allowed...
Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Seamus | November 1, 2006 1:49 PM
let's see...
19.........check
college....check
job........check
polite.....check
room clean.check
handsome...check
not having sex.....yeah, right, just keep telling yourself that TG honey.
:p
Happy birthday to Josh.
Posted by: Crhris | November 1, 2006 1:52 PM
Well I hope he has a great birthday.
The leg comment was classic.
Nice skull.
Posted by: oleblue | November 1, 2006 1:54 PM
happy birthday to josh1 that's a good looking kid you have there, tommy! i doubt YOUR birthday wish for him will come true, i hate to break it to you....ya done good daddy!
and sure, i'll meet ya at the OK corral and youcan make me feel liek the woman i am, not wyatt earp. teehee
Posted by: lime | November 1, 2006 2:07 PM
ooooooooooooh! so he's legal now then huh? =)
i kid! i kid!
happy birthday little gunn!!
Posted by: exposed | November 1, 2006 5:20 PM
Cheap shot about moms hairy legs! LOL
Happy Birthday Not So Little Gunn!
HHNT Tommy
Posted by: Susie | November 1, 2006 7:56 PM
Happy Birthday to a fine young man!
Posted by: Moosekahl | November 1, 2006 9:32 PM
19???? Not allowed to get laid??? What kind of prehistorical dad are you??? LOLOLOLOL...
Late Happy birthday mister... you look quite nice!
Posted by: SeaRabbit | November 2, 2006 6:42 PM