HNT and a contest ...
I know, I know. I have been a true slacker the past couple of days but I have a good excuse ... or at least it works for me and that's really all that matters. So phbtttttt. Seriously, if you will notice the calendar near the bottom of my sidebar ... go ahead and look, I'll wait.
Back? Good. All those red dates from Nov. 4? They are days I posted. I was doing my damndest to make it a full month posting something everyday. (Hence the lame "Me so horneee" post Tuesday. Sorry, he sheepishly says) but fell a couple of days short.
Now, not only was today layout day which is a bitch as a universal constant, (we didn't get done until about 6 p.m.) I was also trying to get a bunch of photos ready for the 2006 Army Photo Contest. Today was the deadline and well being the president, CEO, CFO, secretary, treasurer and janitor of Procrastination Inc., you KNOW I waited until the last possible second to get the shit together.
Did I mention today was the deadline? Yeah ... so in between layout and corrections and all the other shit that newspaper production entails, I'm busting a hump filling out entry forms, sizing and saving pictures, putting them on disc and coming up with a way to tell my boss I have to go turn them in. (ie: leave the office on the busiest day of the week.) The place closes at 4:30 p.m. and I walked in with my package about, oh 4:25? Yeah ... I'm the king ... or the Duke actually. Anyway, my point is I was busy but it's still Thursday and I can get something up. Here you go:
Look at the LEGS on that mother fucker!
This is me ... what? You don't see me? Behind the camera there ... the sexy mo-fo with the long blond hair .. yeah! That one ... that's me! God ... look at the gut sticking out from under that shirt! Bleh!
Anyway, at that time I was a news photographer for the NBC affiliate in Lake Charles, LA. Ollie North came to town to give a speech for some shit and hawk his latest book. I mean it was amazing ... Mr. Fucking Iran Contra ... right there! And the reporter I was there with? She just softballed his ass. I mean WTF? If you got someone like that there, fucking find out what the fuck he was thinking! I mean this dude fucked congress up the ass and lived to tell the tale! With Immunity! And if you're gonna get star struck? Reporter is probably not the line of work you wanna be in, unless you wanna report for Entertainment Tonight or some schlock like that.
Anyway, I know it's kinda lame but it's what I got. HHNT everybody. Go see Os. He has a buttload more people that have much sexier pics than this. And me? I'm gonna go get nekkid and surf some porn ... or make some. Wanna join me?
Comments
Always entertaining...even if you *are* a slacker ;-)
HHNT! MWAH!
Posted by: Becca | November 30, 2006 8:46 PM
HHNT
Posted by: Regina | November 30, 2006 8:52 PM
I actually LOVE the picture. It is busy which leaves lots to look at. Oh yes, and it has you HIDING behind the camera. LOL
Posted by: Wenchy | November 30, 2006 9:14 PM
How often did that happen, where you just wanted to step into the interview and show the "reporter" how it was done? That would make me crazy.
Posted by: Sister Spikey Mace | November 30, 2006 11:04 PM
Tommy, I'm honoured that you even notice me, being so famous and all. lol
I love this shot, you look so inconspicuous with the camera.
Happy HNT sweetie ;)
Posted by: Suze | December 1, 2006 3:24 AM
I never have understood the softball question I mean why??!!
Posted by: steve | December 1, 2006 9:14 AM
ok, how about you make some, take pics and post for HNT next week?
yeah...
very cool pic though!
HHNT
Posted by: MG | December 1, 2006 9:39 AM
Well your tummy isnt hanging out of your shirt now, you big loser! LOL
HHNT TOmmy!
Posted by: Susie | December 1, 2006 11:06 AM
I'd like a copy if the porn turn outs good, K? Happy HNT!
Posted by: BTExpress | December 1, 2006 1:05 PM
so you're a camera guy, huh? cool. :D
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | December 1, 2006 1:34 PM
I like the pic. too. Let's see...in the military, a country radio DJ, a camera man, a writer, and who knows what else you haven't told us. You are a man of many talents TG. *muah*
Posted by: Chris | December 1, 2006 2:28 PM
I have been telling you to turn them in for WEEKS now, so you can't even complain. It was a crappy ass day wasn't it. That's life ... see you on Tuesday!
Posted by: rose_michelle | December 1, 2006 7:48 PM