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Danger Will Robinson, Danger!

This late breaking news just in to the Tommy News Room!
POLICE ARE WARNING:TO ALL MEN WHO FREQUENT CLUBS, PARTIES AND LOCAL PUBS BE ON ALERT AND STAY CAUTIOUS WHEN OFFERED A DRINK FROM ANY WOMAN.
MANY FEMALES USE A DATE RAPE DRUG ON THE MARKET CALLED "BEER". THE DRUG IS FOUND IN LIQUID FORM AND IS AVAILABLE ANYWHERE. IT COMES IN BOTTLES, CANS, FROM TAPS AND IN LARGE "KEGS". BEER IS USED BY FEMALE SEXUAL PREDATORS AT PARTIES AND BARS TO PERSUADE THEIR MALE VICTIMS TO GO HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
A WOMAN NEEDS ONLY TO GET A GUY TO CONSUME A FEW UNITS OF BEER AND THEN SIMPLY ASK HIM HOME FOR NO STRINGS ATTACHED SEX. MEN ARE RENDERED HELPLESS AGAINST THIS APPROACH.
AFTER SEVERAL BEERS, MEN WILL OFTEN SUCCUMB TO THE DESIRES TO PERFORM SEXUAL ACTS ON HORRIFIC LOOKING WOMEN WHOM THEY WOULD NEVER NORMALLY BE ATTRACTED TO. AFTER DRINKING BEER, MEN OFTEN AWAKEN WITH ONLY HAZY MEMORIES OF EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM THE NIGHT BEFORE, OFTEN WITH JUST A VAGUE FEELING THAT "SOMETHING BAD" OCCURRED. AT OTHER TIMES THESE UNFORTUNATE MEN ARE SWINDLED OUT OF THEIR LIFE'S SAVINGS, IN A FAMILIAR SCAM KNOWN AS "A RELATIONSHIP". IN EXTREME CASES, THE FEMALE MAY EVEN BE SHREWD ENOUGH TO ENTRAP THE UNSUSPECTING MALE INTO A LONGER TERM FORM OF SERVITUDE AND PUNISHMENT REFERRED TO AS "MARRIAGE".
MEN ARE MUCH MORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO THIS SCAM AFTER BEER IS ADMINISTERED AND SEX IS OFFERED BY THE PREDATORY FEMALES.
PLEASE!! FORWARD THIS WARNING TO EVERY MALE YOU KNOW. IF YOU FALL VICTIM TO THIS "BEER" SCAM AND THE WOMEN ADMINISTERING IT, THERE ARE MALE SUPPORT GROUPS WHERE YOU CAN DISCUSS THE DETAILS OF YOUR SHOCKING ENCOUNTER WITH SIMILARLY VICTIMIZED MEN. FOR THE SUPPORT GROUP NEAREST YOU, JUST LOOK UP "GOLF COURSES" IN THE PHONE BOOK.
PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO MIGHT FALL VICTIM TO THIS SCAM.

Consider yourselves duly warned. And now back to your regularly scheduled programming ...

Comments

Obviously, all this means is that we now have to come up with alternative methods. Like Jim Beam, for example.

I actually prefer vodka and grapefruit juice. Just sayin ...

Captain and Coke, anyone? =)

We have been warned thanks T.G.

Steve who is now headed to the local watering hole!

Hah, some of us can make you "succumb to the desires to perform sexual acts" without the beer! :P

But then, we also make good beer label models.

Peace Tommy, hope youre UP!

;)

from another beer label model may i say 'amen' to susie's comment. LOL

You know what? This has happened to me. Not nearly as many times as I'd have liked, but it did.

They really need to print that directly on the cans and bottles!

No worries, I'm working on a female version of the same, however women of course, don't fall prey so easily to mere beer, usually the guy's got to have a sweet ride too (a car TG, I meant a car!)

Damn! They always got me with some sneaky Tequila ... now did I say I mind??? Hmmmm?

I guess now people will stop wondering why I have a permenant smile on my face.

I am drunk and getting laid

Vodka, passionfruit & lemonde... lotsa ice. Thanks Tommy.